Month: July 2014

Isaiah 26:4

4 Trust ye in the Lord for ever: for in the Lord Jehovah is everlasting strength (KJV)

4 *Ding-dong* Hello, we’d like to talk to you about the one true, Almighty God, Jehovah? *Door slams*(BBI)

Still have yet to get a knock on the door from a Jehovah’s Witness. Sigh.

Jerimiah 17:9

9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? (KJV)

9 Is there really any such thing as love? The heart is a big fat liar. Perhaps evil even. Who could possibly understand the heart and “love.” And women…WOMEN! Not even I, the Lord, can! Hell, I had to knock up some 12 year-old Jewish virgin girl. (BBI)

Jerimiah 17:5-6

5 Thus saith the Lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the Lord6 For he shall be like the heath in the desert, and shall not see when good cometh; but shall inhabit the parched places in the wilderness, in a salt land and not inhabited. (KJV)

God DAMNNN!!! No translation needed. That’s cold. One spiteful Motherfucker.