9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? (KJV)

9 Is there really any such thing as love? The heart is a big fat liar. Perhaps evil even. Who could possibly understand the heart and “love.” And women…WOMEN! Not even I, the Lord, can! Hell, I had to knock up some 12 year-old Jewish virgin girl. (BBI)