²⁶ And ye shall eat in plenty, and be satisfied, and praise the name of the Lord your God, that hath dealt wondrously with you: and my people shall never be ashamed. ²⁷ And ye shall know that I am in the midst of Israel, and that I am the Lord your God, and none else: and my people shall never be ashamed. ²⁸ And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions: ²⁹ And also upon the servants and upon the handmaids in those days will I pour out my spirit. ³⁰ And I will shew wonders in the heavens and in the earth, blood, and fire, and pillars of smoke. (KJV)

²⁶ And all my people shall eat plenty! Michael Phelps-proportion meals! You shall eat, and eat, and eat, and all be satisfied. After eating, you shall praise my name – before and after your meals! “Goddamn, that was fuckin’ delicious!” And all my fat, obese people shall never be ashamed! ²⁷ And ye shall praise my name, and I shall slay those who persecute you for your lifestyle. McDonalds, ramen, all-you-can-eat buffets! Fuck them. I’m fat and I’m proud. ²⁸ And it is foretold: I will continue to spread my gift and freedom of obesity to all peoples (especially Americans). The vicious cycle of constant unhealthy diet and lifestyle shall overcome, and you will know I am your God. Your old men will dream of Big Macs, your young men will hallucinate from the additives put into the cow meat of the beef industry. ²⁹ And, don’t worry, I shall especially affect the poorer and the homeless, as they have less access to quality foods and healthcare. ³⁰ And I shall mesmerize you with the wonders of “heavenly” blood and fire known as hog roasting and applewood smoked bacon.  (BBI)