Month: November 2015

Matthew 6:22

22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. (KJV)

22 If you remove one of your eyes in a bloody, gouging mess your body shall be filled with the light of God. Tear that little white eyeball from the eye socket in the name of God! #Jesus (BBI)

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Matthew 15:11

11 Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man. (KJV)

11 The blonde-headed broad looked up from the inner thighs of Jesus and stopped fellating the Lord.

“What’s wrong, my child?” Jesus asked.
“Isn’t this like wrong, Jesus? In Sunday School, they told me sexual acts before marriage are wrong and…”
“Shh, shh…It is not what goes in thy mouth, but what comes out that defiles one’s soul. Don’t stop and make sure to swallow.”He proclaimed as he slowly led her head back to his gooch. (BBI)

#EroticBibleFiction