7 And it came to pass after these things, that his master’s wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me. 8 But he refused, and said unto his master’s wife, Behold, my master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and he hath committed all that he hath to my hand; 9 There is none greater in this house than I; neither hath he kept back any thing from me but thee, because thou art his wife: how then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God? (KJV)
7 And it came to pass after these things, that his master’s wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, “Fuck me.” She threw off her bathrobe while in the archway to Joseph’s room and she began to caress her supple breasts.
8 But he refused, and said, “Nah bruh, bro code. I can’t just betray your husband’s trust like that. 9 I’m a man of integrity, a man of principle. He’s been only good to me, how could I do such a wicked thing and go against him?”
“I’ll let you put it in my butt.” And Joseph quickly arose from the bed ready to smash dat @$$. (BBI)
Old Testament’s got some weird stories, huh? Sorry for the hiatus, my flock. #BibleFanFiction