Month: November 2017

1 Corinthians 30:18-19

18 Do not deceive yourselves. If any of you think you are wise by the standards of this age, you should become “fools” so that you may become wise. 19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness in God’s sight. As it is written: “He catches the wise in their craftiness” (NIV)

18 Idiocy is brilliance. Intelligence is stupid. Logic is nonsense. 19 Everything you know is a lie, for I, your God, do not recognize your wisdom. For I am the only one who can be wise. I am omniscient, and all of the knowledge is mine. You shall forever pay for eating my special fruit. For it is written: “Schools, books, and smartphones are sin, and all those who partake shall be smitten.” (BBI)

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Ezekiel 23:20

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. (NIV)

So this is supposedly part of a parable about the origins of Samaria and Jerusalem. Honestly, not even sure what they’re trying to say. But MAYBE, if you want people to understand your message and convert to your religion, you shouldn’t talk in riddle. Especially about donkey dick and horse farts.