³ Children are a heritage from the Lord, offspring a reward from him. ⁴ Like arrows in the hands of a warrior are children born in one’s youth. ⁵ Blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them. They will not be put to shame when they contend with their opponents in court. (NIV)

³ Children are a gift from the Lord, a reward from God himself. ⁴ Like arrows in the hands of a warrior, children are full of the youth that we so desperately crave. ⁵ Blessed is he whose metaphorical quiver is packed with literal children. They shalt not be convicted by the highest courts of the law *hint hint*. (BBI) 

I suppose a much-needed disclaimer: I don’t support molestation in any form.