proverbs

Proverbs 24:16-17

16 For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall fall into mischief. 17 Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth. (KJV)

16 Don’t be a dick, man. Seriously. I’ll help you out if I like you, but please don’t be a fucking prick. I will ruin your life. I have that kind of power. 17 Don’t be happy if said dick gets into trouble or falters, be ECSTATIC! Like are you kidding me?! From this you will know that I’m the man (Man), and I exist. I work in mysterious ways, and I’ll get creative with how to fuck with you pricks. (BBI)

Proverbs 31:30

30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised. (KJV)

30 Trust no bitch! Y’all fake and you’re gonna get ugly with age. Fear me, bitches! Be submissive to me, and you won’t get beat. Maybe even get a compliment on dinner if it it’s not burned. (BBI)