A Bad Bible Prayer

“Oh sweet 8 lb. baby Jesus borne of the womb of definite 12 year-old virgin Mary, let me win the Mega Millions.”
– Everyone who suddenly found religion when the lottery was at 1.6 billion (also me)

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