4 He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself. 5 After that he poureth water into a bason, and began to wash the disciples’ feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded. 6 Then cometh he to Simon Peter: and Peter saith unto him, Lord, dost thou wash my feet? 7 Jesus answered and said unto him, What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt know hereafter. 8 Peter saith unto him, Thou shalt never wash my feet. Jesus answered him, If I wash thee not, thou hast no part with me. 9 Simon Peter saith unto him, Lord, not my feet only, but also my hands and my head. 10 Jesus saith to him, He that is washed needeth not save to wash his feet, but is clean every whit: and ye are clean, but not all. 11 For he knew who should betray him; therefore said he, Ye are not all clean. (KJV)

4 Jesus got up from supper with his disciples and started to strip seductively. He took his towel and slowly rubbed his body. 5 He took water and poured into a washbasin and called his disciples over. Jesus began washing their feet, slowly and seductively. He wiped their feet with the towel he had used. 6 Jesus came to wash Peter’s feet, and Peter said, “Must you wash my feet? This feels wrong.” 7 Jesus replied and said, “Just go with it, it’s okay. Everything will be fine.” 8 “No, this is wrong, Jesus.” Jesus answered him, “C’monn, don’t you love me, the Son of God? If you don’t let me, I cannot call you my disciple.” 9 Peter then said to him, “Ok, Jesus. Then I’ve been a bad boy. I’m a dirty boy. Not just my feet, Jesus. My hands. Mmm. My head, if you know what I mean.” 10 Jesus said to Peter, “Those who are pure, need not to have his feet washed. But not all of you are clean. This is the only way to become pure. 11 Jesus knew Judas was cheating on him, and passive-aggressively said, “Not all of you are clean.” (BBI)