psalms

Psalm 137:9

9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (KJV)

9 If you’re ever sad, beat up some children! (BBI)

Sorry for my lengthy absence. I was focused on getting a job like a normal person. But I am back, and shall try to be better, my flock!

Psalms 37:11

11 But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace. (KJV)

11 The meek shall have the whole world to themselves, mainly because the introverted are looked down upon in Western civilization and seen as weak, boring, and not cool. They will become social pariahs, leading to an abundance of peace (but perhaps not inner-peace due to feelings of inadequacy and loneliness). (BBI)

Psalms 37:7

7 Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for him: fret not thyself because of him who prospereth in his way, because of the man who bringeth wicked devices to pass. (KJV)

7 Do not fret if the Lord leaves the house or is busy and goes off doing whatever he’s doing. Just wait. Because he’ll come back. Be patient, and you shall be rewarded. Besides you can just go on the Internet or play Candy Crush on your smartphone while you wait. (BBI)

Psalms 119:114

114 Thou art my hiding place and my shield: I hope in thy word. (KJV)

114 I hide in the safety that I believe is my Lord and my religion because I cannot stand up for myself in the actual world. Instead of being proactive and dealing with my various issues, I hide behind my religion, using it as an excuse for any action, or lack thereof. In anything I do, or not do, I believe it is the fate of the Word, which I most likely misinterpret and misattribute, and my destiny itself. Rather than dealing with the issues, I let whatever happen and say it was in my ultimate plan by God. I let the world around me form my destiny rather than attempt to take it into my own hands. I have put my faith in your Word because I lack any faith in my own. #JesusTakeTheWheel (BBI)

Well, shit. That got a bit ranty and cynical. 10 Hail Marys, my child.

Psalms 138:8
8 The Lord will fulfill his purpose for me; your love, O Lord, endures forever — do not abandon the works of your hands. (NIV)
8 The Lord fills me up. To the brim. Oh, his stamina is great, he can go on forever. And don’t forget what he can do with His hands. 😉 (BBI)
Ok, so I lied about the King James thing. Oh noesss, a sin. I guess I’ll have to update the “About” section soon.
Happy Gay Pride Parade Day? I guess that makes sense. Also, no idea what happened to the line spacing on this post.

Psalms 103:13

13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth them that fear him. (KJV)

13 As a father shows compassion to his children, the Lord will show compassion to those who fear Him. Otherwise, He will beat your ass down to the ground until you know nothing but fear of Him. (BBI)

Happy Father’s Day! Yeah, late. Whatever. Sue me.